A million ideas come to a teacher’s mind every day. Most of them can’t be shared out loud. No other profession needs to censor itself. Here is a short list of things teachers think about on a daily basis, but for some reason they can’t really be said out loud.
1. “Stop bombarding me with emails!” »
How much information can a person absorb? Honestly, can’t the admin just send an abbreviated or abridged version?
2. “Dear Parent, Can You Try to Be a Parent?”
Parents often shout at teachers. They mostly tell them how to do their job. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to reciprocate…but wouldn’t that be for the best?
3. “This meeting could have been just an email.”
Know that most faculty meetings last about an hour. Unfortunately, it contains only 3 to 4 minutes of important or interesting information.
4. “Let’s play a fun game called” Read the instructions “. »
Seriously, why bother writing instructions? You can print it out in 200-point font in huge large letters, and you can read it out loud or shout it through a speaker but students still can’t follow it.
5. “You are lucky that you are not my real children.” »
My face as a teacher does not compare to my face as a parent.
6. “Yes, you can go to the bathroom … and take your time.”
There is always a student who asks to use the toilet when he doesn’t really need it. He just wants to take a break. It’s time to admit: Sometimes we also want a break.
7. “Am I in front of a classroom or an oil painting?” »
Teaching sometimes is like standing in front of the Mona Lisa painting And wait for her response.
8. “Is this work graded?” – No, I spent hours creating it out of boredom. »
Do the students think we give them homework as a punishment or something? School is always a place to learn, right?
9. “Stop asking questions at faculty meetings!” »
That faculty member who always needs to ask a thousand questions and answers in every…meeting. It is the cause of our high blood pressure.
How do teachers interact during staff meetings?
10. It stinks here. »
Babies need to be aware of their scents! Especially after the holidays…or on a bean burrito day in the cafeteria.
11. “This test is not as important as you have been told.” »
It may be “Exam anxietyIt wouldn’t exist if we stopped telling kids that standardized tests are the most important thing in the world.
12. “Could you cooperate while I am watching please?” »
Once the administrator enters your classroom, you are at the mercy of your students. I hope they will take pity on you and remember how much your observation depends on this very moment.
13. “They don’t pay me enough for this.” »
If teachers are paid on merit, they won’t buy as many lottery tickets.
14. «% & @ #»
No matter who you are, you’re not a real teacher until you nearly mumble a forbidden four-letter word out of anger, stress, or anxiety.
15. “I will mark these tests when I am good and ready.” »
Students will take eight weeks to complete the assignment, yet they want it graded and added to the gradebook in five minutes! The arrangement will arrive when it arrives.
16. “What am I doing here?” »
How many times have you gone to complete your goals and EQs on the board only to realize you weren’t quite sure what you were doing?
17. “I am just as excited as you are going on vacation.” »
Children believe that all teachers live in school. Many people are surprised to discover that we also have a life and want to enjoy our free time.
18. “I left!”
Everyone has a breaking point. These days, teachers meet him every 20 minutes or so. We can all believe it, but we also know we’ll be back tomorrow, ready for another challenging day.